But what a ride it has been.
(Source: davealgonquins, via ohmygordh)
“I know you’ve been in there this whole time, Wade. Open the damn door!”
“In my defense, it’s not my fault you didn’t think to do a proper sweep of the place when you broke in on Tuesday. I was in that wardrobe for an hour, Clint!”
“Asshole!”
“You have anger issues-“
“And you abandoned Sitwell half way through a mission and vanished for a week.”
“I was missing a Jerry Springer marathon on tv. And then Peter let me borrow his copy of the new Call of Duty game-“
“Who?”
“Never mind. Look… if I let you in will you promise not to peck me to death? I have pizza. You can have some. And then you can take me back to HQ so Coulson can officially kick my ass, okay?”
“Just.. open the door.”
(via arrows-and-duct-tape)
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
Remember how all of the men on her team just automatically accepted her as equal and didn’t question it because 1) she’s awesome and 2) they are all surrounded by amazing capable women in their own lives,
Bruce has Betty, the only person who was brave enough to face the Hulk before he met the team.
Steve with Peggy who kicked arse and took names and wouldn’t put up with Howard’s jokes or Steve being unreasonably jelous.
Thor who grew up with and fought along side Sif and stuck by her even when everyone else laughed because she was such a good warrior and he wanted everyone to know it and he trusts her so much and on top of that there’s Jane and Darcy who are just so certain of themselves and their own power that they take on Agent Coulson and the God of Thunder respectively
Tony with Pepper, the only person he can trust in the whole world, who runs his life and has for 10 years. The one person he literally can’t function without the only one he could entrust his entire company to when he thought he was dying because she does all that anyway! The one he trusts with the keycode to his workshop, his safe space where he can just be himself.
And Hawkeye who has her and they are so close that they don’t even need to talk and he knew the moment he saw her that she was too good to simply kill, that she was too great an asset to lose and that he was probably scared that he’d miss and she’d fuck his shit up.
(Source: iamnevertheone, via ladyavenger)
Glitter GuideMy friend Alice and I had a nail date last weekend at Chi Nail Bar (where I also bumped into my friend Minnie, and took pictures of her adorable heart nails) and she got the prettiest manicure: soft, petal pink gel on almondine-shaped nails, dusted with rose gold glitter. Her rings are from Catbird, of course.
And, for your viewing pleasure: lots, lots, lots of glitter options. Which brings to mind one of my favorite song lyrics: Go insane, go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain!
&ILOVEYOUTOO<3
SPREAD THE DAMN WORD
THAT WAS COOL
My hands are too small to do this effectively.
(via wanderingasiangnome)
Avengers Meets The Breakfast Club
Steve becomes the unfortunate point of interest while the Avengers play the wonderful, yet invasive, game “Getting To Know You.”
Oh, for the love of God, someone please write this! :D
OMFG RENNER IS BENDER
(via khalurban)
(Source: expelliarmus, via rtylering)
